Saturday, August 28, 2010

Poetry SMS :01

me oske badal jany ka yaken kese kar lu ARISH
suna he phul murjha to jaty he par badla nahi karty

Sorry SMS :01

# ;*'' ''*;.
'*;._
, '*-;
*:, .;* ORRY!

This is a special SORRY 2 u! Plz excuse all my mistakes

New Year SMS :01

In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,
faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.

Eid SMS :10

I wish a wish for u.
The wish i wish for few.
The wish i wish for u is that
your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing
as my all wishes are with you.
Eid Mubarak

Eid SMS :09

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
 forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering
of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik

Eid SMS :08

Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.

For it comes with warm and loving thoughts
because it’s meant for you.

Eid SMS :07

Being
with
you
makes
e
very
moment
of
mine
a
celebration ..!!

EID Mubarak !!

Eid SMS :06

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24
after 24 hours everyone
will wish u but
I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBARAK

Eid SMS :05

Some of the best moments in life....

*Lying in bed listening to the rain outside,

*Thinking about the person u love,

*Getting a hug from someone special,

*and spending eid with ur family

Wishing u very warm

" EID MUBARAK "

Eid SMS :04

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Eid SMS :02

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Eid SMS :01

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E = Embrace with open heart
I = Inspire with impressive attitude
D = Distribute pleasure to all

Eid Mubarak

Funny SMS :10

Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN

Funny SMS :09

Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai

Funny SMS :08

Girl: Ye jo Samne Larka Betha Hai is ka Name Kya Hai?


Waiter: Yeh "SAYYAM" Sahab Hain.


Girl: Ye Mujhe Ek Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain.


Waiter: Magar Wo To Aapki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay.


Girl: Yehi to Pareshani hai.



Moral: Duniya Shareefon ko Jeeney Nahi Daiti. :-)

Funny SMS :07

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho

Funny SMS :06

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.


Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?


Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)

Funny SMS :05

aik phatan nay G. Knowledge qestion papaer banaya
sab bachay fail..who kuch yun tha.

Q.1= China kis Mulk me hai

Q.2= 14 August kis Date ko ata hai?

Q.3= Green Rang kis Colour ka hta hai?

Q.4= Timater ko Urdu me kiya Boltay hain??

Q.5= Quaid-e-Azam ki Qabar Me kon Dafan hai?

Funny SMS :04

Teacher: Dunya Me Kitne Barr-E-Azam Hain?

Pathan Rajpoot: 4....

Teacher: Kon Kon Se?

Pathan Rajpoot:
1- Quaid-E-Azam
2- Sikandar-E-Azam
3- Mughal-E-Azam
or
4- Mera Chacha Haji Azam.!!!

Funny SMS :03

Bhari Mehfil main us ne yeh keh kr Ruswa ker dia Wassi
uth Oye Tenu te Asi Sadya e nai C....

('-')
<))>
_//_ Dasso Yar?

Funny SMS :02

Pagal Admi, Chinese se:
Kia tum American ho?

Chinese:
Nhi, main Chinese hon.

Pagel;
Nhi tun American ho.

Chinese:
Nhi, main Chinese hon

Pagel:
Nhi, tum American ho.

Chinese gusse se;
Han Han main American hon.

Pagel:
Shakel se to Chinese legte ho.

Funny SMS :01

Abi na jaao chor k is tarha mehfil humari


Thori dair baad yahan 'namak paray' taqseem hone wale hain

(,")/'
/) /Rukk oye
_/ /_ley k jain.

Friendship SMS :09

"Friends are the sunshine of life!
Thanks for brightening my world with the warmth of your friendship!"

Friendship SMS :10

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

Friendship SMS :08

a friend gives hope wen ur life is low,
a friend is place wen u hav no place to go,
a friend is a precious,
a friend is """"""""""u""""""""""

Friendship SMS :07

Mind jiska
ICE

Life jiski
NICE

Heart jiska
PURE

Success milay
SURE

Nazer jiski
CLEAR

Banay jo sabka
DEAR

Friendship jis pe
END

Main hon wo cute
FRIEND.

Friendship SMS :06

I
CARE
For
U

Bcoz

You
Are

MY $weet

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¡ _,_,_,)R I E N D
¡ ¡ O R E V E R
¡_,_¡

Friendship SMS :05

Small anger,
silly fightz,
serious jokez,
sensitive feelinz,
senseless speechz,
million sorryz,
billion thanx,
few questionz,
unlimitd answerz,
no hesitation,
full trust.
Mixture of all above is wat v call *FRIENDSHIP* :-)
hapy frndshp day
Its 1 august.

Friendship SMS :04

Some joys are better explained in silence,
as a smile gets more audible than laughter.
I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you.
 I just smiled.

Friendship SMS :03

ishq or dosti meri zndagi ka unwan he
ishq mera rooh dosti mera emaan he
kr doo apni saari zndagi ishq pr qurban
magar dosti pr mera ishq b qurban he

Friendship SMS :02

ye hakikat hy jo ankhon sy daikhi hy duniya

bhoht hasen hy khubsurt hy,her lutf hy es main

khushi bi hy or gham bi,akele insan kuch nai kr skta agar koi achaa dost nai to hakikat kuch bi nai....

Friendship SMS :01

Have you ever THANKED your friends?

For their smiles?
Their hellos?
Their hugs?
Their taps at ur back?
Their Sharing things?
Their sweet kisses?
Their way of calling ur name?
Their talking nonstop?
Their pure love?
Imagine ur frndz never doing tht anymore
could u bear it?

“These r the ones who make life look so easy, cheerful & beautiful.

So

“I THANK U my lovely and sweet friend”
and
I Thank Allah that He gave me a friend like u :-)